Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. ~Author Unknown
I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there. ~Robert Altman
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. ~Zenna Schaffer
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. ~Dave Barry
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. ~Author Unknown
We ask a simple question
And that is all we wish:
Are fishermen all liars?
Or do only liars fish?
~William Sherwood Fox
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. ~Paul Schullery
Gone fishin', be back at dark-thirty! ~Author Unknown
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. ~Author Unknown
My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt
